cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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