Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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