You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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