I'm jealous of your bromance
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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