i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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