I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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