The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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