Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I can't turn off my feet"
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Randomize
