so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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