I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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