My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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