So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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