Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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