Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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