Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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