my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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