if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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