I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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