Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
