Yo dont text me then not text me
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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