Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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