This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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