I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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