OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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