I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
That accounts for only three of the penises
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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