He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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