i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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