JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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