He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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