Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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