If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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