Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
