Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
