Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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