i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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