only if we run a train.
done.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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