I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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