Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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