Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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