what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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