I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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