her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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