Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I wear drunk well.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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