Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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