She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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