in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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