I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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