So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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