maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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