I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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