Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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