dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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