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I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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