We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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