hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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