I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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