Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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