i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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